worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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