I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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