I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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