I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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