I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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