But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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