I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Randomize
