thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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