Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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