Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
