that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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