i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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