Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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