Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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