The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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