It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
my sisters under your porch take her home
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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