Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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