can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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