I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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