He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
