It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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