i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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