my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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