he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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