like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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