with your own penis?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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