I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
