also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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