Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
