Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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