got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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