Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
The ass gains better be worth it
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