just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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