I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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