Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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