She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
His nipple licking is glorious
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
