she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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