No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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