Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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