I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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