He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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