Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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