he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I will be naked everywhere
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
i need some magic done to my vagina
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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