is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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