So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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