32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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