its not stalking. its research.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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