its not stalking. its research.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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