So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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