Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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